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Famous Quotes from The Brady Bunch:

Season 1

The Honeymoon

Alice: I don’t blame you for being nervous, Mr. Brady. This is a very important Saturday.

Mike: [puts sugar into his coffee] Why should I be nervous? What makes you think I’m nervous?

Alice: It’s the first time I ever saw you take twenty-one spoons of sugar.

Mike: [pauses] I like it sweet.

Carol: [on the phone] Cindy thought there are real butterflies in my stomach.

Mike: You’re lucky if you only get butterflies. I’ve got six flying saucers in mine.

Carol: [stressed, hair undone, in the middle of using make up] How could you girls sit there and say I look beautiful?

Cindy: Because we love you.

Peter: [to Mike] I once saw a movie where a man was getting married. He was so nervous. He forgot to put his pants on.

Bobby: [looks under the table] You’re OK, dad.

Peter: [to Carol, about Mike] This morning he put 21 spoons sugar into the coffee

Mike: You’re exaggerating.

Bobby: But he didn’t forget his pants.

Desk clerk: Oh, Mr. Brady, you have signed this Mr. Brady, Mrs. Brady and family.

Mike: Hmm, I forgot. It’s force of habit. Kids aren’t with us.

Desk clerk: But you did ask for the honeymoon suite.

Carol: Oh, it’s quite alright Mr. Pringle. You see …

Mike: [interrupts her] It’s quite alright darling. No need to explain. It’s obvious that this gentleman doesn’t dig the modern generation.

Mike: How would you girls like to come along with us?

Jan: On your honeymoon?

Carol: That’s right.

Cindy: Alright. I’ve never been on a honeymoon.

Jan: Neither have I, and I am older than you are.

Greg: I’m going back to bed.

Peter: Aren’t you going with us?

Greg: Not me, I’m too old to go on a honeymoon.

Bobby: Dad’s older than you are and he’s going.

Dear Libby

Cindy: You cheated.

Bobby: I did not. And besides: You didn’t see me.

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